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Volume 14 Issue 5

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Here at The BOOT we think it important that we celebrate the glories of the English language and those who use it to such charming effect, namely our poets.

We believe this seminal project will not only introduce many to the joys of the poetic word but also act as the vital catalyst for further discovery.

Not Bazz Bazzley

The loveliness of a Summer's morning is only matched by my darling's yawning.

Up she springs when the cockerel wakes her, and into the shower  her sleepiness takes her.

Off with her nighty and into the water looking more beautiful than she oughta.

I lie awake my, my body yearning, looking forward to her returning.  

An excerpt from Knickaboker Fundays by J.P Mason 1938

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