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Volume 14 Issue 2
100% pure malice
Do you think Ozzy Osbourn is a member of the KKK? After all he's married to Sharon Osborne who lamely tried to defend Piers Morgan, who is obviously a grand wizard within the organisation, because he doesn't much like Mrs Prince Harry, who claims to be black but there really must be something wrong with my glasses because she looks pretty white to me.
If you ask me all this Woke bo**llocks,
is no more than the hippy manifesto on speed. Essentially, the 'wokery' would like to teach the world to sing...remember that song? But they're going about it in such an illogical and cumbersome way with their idiotic demands, that they, like the hippies, will soon become no more than an old sepia photograph for suceeding generations to either look back on fondly, or mock.
I was watching the fights the other night and in the chat log some wag suggested the boxers should fight at sausage weight. That made me laugh.
Tick tock, tick tock here comes the unlock and me and the wife are heading off to the woods for a little, much needed, dogging.
Letter of the week
I've just been cancelled and sacked because I told my boss that when I was five, I enjoyed a story about Little Black Sambo, who chased a tiger around a tree until it turned into delicious pancakes, which he then shared with his family. Apparently, for enjoying this story, over fourty years ago, he now considers me a racist and has sent me packing. Do you think I was fairly dismissed?
You know me, I like to be a bit radical from time to time, for instance, after-shave, I wear it all the time even though I've got a beard and never shave.
I think that's pretty progressive if you ask me.
Who in the hell voted Laurel and Hardy into power in America? Have you ever seen such a shambles? I do hope those utter dunderheads over here who were so rude about Donal Trump, feel suitably humbled now Biden and his handmaiden stumble us all into another fine mess, like world war three.