THE BOOT

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Volume 14 Issue 2

100% pure malice

The Boot

Dear Bazz

Do you think Ozzy Osbourn is a member of the KKK? After all he's married  to Sharon Osborne who lamely tried to defend Piers Morgan, who is obviously a grand wizard  within the organisation, because he doesn't much like Mrs Prince Harry, who claims to be black but there really must be something wrong with my glasses  because she looks pretty white to me. 

Jenny j

Guildford

Dear Bazz

If you ask me all this Woke bo**llocks,

is no more than  the hippy manifesto on speed. Essentially, the 'wokery'  would like to teach the world to sing...remember that song?  But they're going about it in such an illogical  and cumbersome  way with their idiotic demands, that they, like the hippies, will soon become no more than an old sepia photograph for suceeding generations to either look back on fondly, or mock.

Yours

Lee

Reading

Hello Bazz

I was watching the fights the other night and in the chat log some wag suggested the boxers should fight at sausage weight. That made me laugh.

Yours

Chris M

Rickmansworth

YOUR LETTERS

letters

Dear Bazz.

Tick tock, tick tock here comes the unlock and me and the wife are heading off to the woods for a little, much needed, dogging.

Yours

P.White

Wimbledon

Letter of the week

Hi Bazz

I've just been cancelled and sacked because I told my boss that when I was five, I enjoyed a story about Little Black Sambo, who chased a tiger around a tree until it turned into delicious pancakes, which he then shared with his family. Apparently, for enjoying this story, over fourty years ago, he now considers me a racist and has sent me packing.  Do you think I was fairly dismissed?

Yours  

Sophie

Halifax

Dear Bazz.

You know me, I like to be a bit radical from time to time, for instance, after-shave, I wear it all the time even though I've got a beard and never shave.

I think that's pretty progressive if you ask me.

Yours

Robert  

Dear Bazz

Who in the hell voted Laurel and Hardy into power in America? Have you ever seen such a shambles? I do hope  those utter dunderheads  over here who were so rude about Donal Trump, feel suitably humbled now Biden and his handmaiden stumble us all into another fine mess, like world war three.

Yours

Terry S

Diss

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