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Gaylord's hot tip
Happy Crimbo and what a year we've had, nothing but doom and gloom and rap.
I don't know about you but Christmas don't seem too happy to me this year. No Christmas rock and no great Christmas singles. It almost makes you wish for Slade or Wizzard or that thing about the New York Cops, to be played more often. Even the lights in Oxford street seem more like text messages from a hospital bed. We were going to have a sick twenty first birthday party this year and of course the Bootinanny but it's all had to be cancelled now. What a drag dudes, but never fear, next year we'll be up and at 'em for sure.
So, chill out, chillax and pour yourself a nice little iced Mojito for Christmas.
A red hot and lock-in' - new album.?
Okay kidz, now we've got to get serious.
If we're ever going to get 'the man' out of our lives we got to vaccs-up
TAKE THE VACCS- TO SAVE THE AXE*
It's the only way we're gonna get live rock back and big audiences back.
So queue-up, sleeve up, take 'the man's ' medicine. '
and then we can live free again 'cos he'll have no more excuses to interefere in our scene. Yeah, I know those anti-vaccers keep predicting dire consequences but don't listen to them, dudes , they're just playng into 'the mans hands'.
So, wise up guys get the vaccs and save the axe
Happy Christmas to you all.
* Just in case you're not down and dirty with the lingo, an
Axe is the recognised slang for guitar
WOW -these sailors say hello
Next stop, Eurovision?
Boy George gets a brand new look
Now Barbara falls from the celebritree - what an end to the year!